His Guruship - GuruGeoff
His guruship GuruGeoff is not an accredited guru but since when were gurus appointed? Gurus do not get appointed, they only get disappointed. Anyway, nobody ever listens. Therefore, please do as he says and not do as he does. While others graduated from NUS, he graduated from SNUSS (Sang Nila Utama Sec. Sch - haha, just kidding for there is no such education centre). He actually graduated from the School of Hard Knocks (SOHK pronounced as Shiok) and the University of Life. Gurus are often self-styled, eccentric, maverick, etc. They either dispense great wisdom or spout nonsense. Sometimes both and when done beautifully - nonsensical wisdom flows. They need not be hermits though and are culpable of downing a couple of brew. GuruGeoff was a name given and conferred on him by some friends who thought that he seems to know everything, every #@% ! thing! Knowing in a way that made the subjects ...