Excuse Me, Are You A Hooker?
A couple were on a cruise when they met each other and fell in love. Coincidentally, they lived only a few miles apart in the same city and so they started dating. It was a whirlwind courtship that span restaurants, dance clubs, movies, concerts and walks in the park. They were falling head over heels for each other and each date was getting better than the last one. This is true love and they have found their soul mates indeed. Exactly one month to the day they met on the cruise ship, while they were having fine food and wine at a restaurant, the guy nervously spoke: "I'm very much in love with you. Before I get too serious to the next stage of our relationship and ask you a life-changing question, I want to confess that I'm a golf nut. I play golf, read golf, watch golf on TV, eat, sleep and breathe golf. If this is a problem for you, please tell me now." The lady responded: "This is not an issue. I love you and I love golf too but since we have to be tota...