How To Break 100 - Guaranteed!
Soccer stars dance jigs in goal celebrations or pull their jerseys over their head and run with arms open as though they are flying. In golf, all you usually get is that punch in the air and a "Yes!" with clenched fists. Once, I did exactly that when I got a winning birdie putt flinging my T-shirt over the face and fly. I was trying to get a reaction from the rest. They thought I was mad. All the world's like a fruit cake, it wouldn't be complete without some nuts in it. I shall now be attempting to cure your frustration, depression and prepare you for such a goal celebration when you hit your first birdie or better still your first score below a 100. When you don't know what you are doing, at least do it neatly. It was commonly said that 80% of the world's golfers never scored below 100. This is a myth. Perhaps it should be para-phrased as 80% of golfers do not consistently play below a handicap of below 100 (handicap 28) yet. Socrates defined insanity...