Green Speed & The Stimpmeter
Some folks asked me why so much golf and how about soccer? Why not? We can talk about anything under the sun. Do you need help to enlarge your "organ?" I can write about it too. I'm talking about organ as in piano/music. Don't think funny. There was a woman on a flight who asked the Priest beside her to do a favor. She had bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for her mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits and afraid they'll confiscate it. "Could you hide it under your robes and carry it for me through Customs?" The Priest told her that he would love to help but he can't tell a lie. When they got to Customs, an official asked the Priest if he had anything to declare. "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare". As it was an unusual answer, the official attempted another question: "What do you have to declare from the waist down?" The Priest said: ...